Top jokes from 2014 Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Some of the finalists for funniest joke of the Fringe Festival 2014

 

“I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust” – Tim Vine.

“I’ve written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn’t fit it into my set” – Masai Graham.

“Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief” – Mark Watson.

“I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn’t work. You could only fill it in with number ones and number twos” – Bec Hill.

“I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn’t let me” – Ria Lina.

“Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal” – Paul F Taylor.

“Scotland had oil, but it’s running out thanks to all that deep frying” – Scott Capurro.

“I’ve been married for 10 years, I haven’t made a decision for seven” – Jason Cook.

“This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it” – Felicity Ward.

 

See the best from 2013 HERE.