Stephen Chapman

The second incarnation of my blog

Ode to chocolate

Jean Tobler was the founder He made the chocolate that I crave Little peaks of loveliness But he’s now is spinning in his grave. Cos yesterday I bought a Toblerone … Continue reading

November 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

God comic strip

If you follow God on Facebook, you’ll know he talks a lot of sense:  get rid of religion and love each other… that sums it up. And the almighty has … Continue reading

February 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

What time is it, Eccles?

I’ve always found the Goon Show a bit silly, but this little sketch proves perfectly how Spike Milligan was a genius… Bluebottle What time is it Eccles? Eccles Err, just … Continue reading

September 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

What do you want from life?

May 17, 2015 · 2 Comments

The weird, interesting and wonderful #3

During April I am actively looking for interesting “stuff” on the net and sharing it will you every few days. Yes, this is a real thing you can buy… Introducing, … Continue reading

April 5, 2015 · Leave a comment

The truth

These made me laugh! I yoinked a few from here.

March 9, 2015 · 1 Comment

Creative Owner Makes Drawings Around His Dog

Owner of a Brazilian restaurant and editor-in-chief of a gastronomy marketing site, Rafael Mantesso puts his pet bull terrier, named Jimmy Choo, into all kinds of funny situations with his endless imagination. Jimmy Choo was … Continue reading

September 16, 2014 · 1 Comment

Tweeting Kate

Next week, Pete and I will be in London seeing Kate Bush play live for the first time in 78 years (roughly).  Here are a few tweets from around the … Continue reading

August 27, 2014 · 1 Comment

Top jokes from 2014 Edinburgh Fringe Festival

Some of the finalists for funniest joke of the Fringe Festival 2014   “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust” – Tim Vine. “I’ve written … Continue reading

August 19, 2014 · Leave a comment


I have something very important to tell you all. It’s really personal, but you should know about this. I’m actually Chinese.

June 24, 2014 · 3 Comments


Here are some clever (and not so clever) anti-jokes

June 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

Sexist and worse…

Some jokes actually sent to me by my Mum! – Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite – All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary … Continue reading

May 15, 2014 · 2 Comments


April 23, 2014 · 1 Comment

I asked Siri some questions

April 2, 2014 · 1 Comment

Who ya gonna call?

March 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

Happy Valentines day

February 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Oldies but goodies

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn’t. The guilt and sense of … Continue reading

February 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

In business

A few clever names to make you smile…

February 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

Fake Underground signs

There are some clever people replicating London Underground signs, but with their own text. Here are some of my favourites…

January 24, 2014 · 1 Comment

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