Stephen Chapman

The second incarnation of my blog

Twitter poems

My twitter poems from the past week…

Now I know I got the term wrong
When I took my pooch out dogging
People looked at me confused
I meant I took him with me jogging!


Something scary on my TV makes me hide behind the sofa
It changes shape, shouts a lot and goes by the name of Oprah


The 19th day of the 11th month
and there’s just no good reason
To play Christmas songs on the radio
It’s not the festive season!


The rules are clear for all to see
That when England play Germany
It really wont be headline news
The former team will always lose


Monty Python brought us spam
And now theres lots of fuss
Performing live again and asking
What have the Romans ever done for us?

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This entry was posted on November 22, 2013 by in Fun and tagged , , .

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