Stephen Chapman

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Business bullshit

Have any of these phrases made it to your place of work yet?!

  • I’ll cascade this down to my team so we can synthesize about it when our bandwidth is higher.
  • Lets touch base, and explore the intentional need to surplus the supplies.
  • I’m giving you solutions and you’re sending them back to me dressed up as problems.
  • We are juggling a lot of balls here and some of them are hand grenades.
  • Asymmetrical information politics will allow us to keep the need-to-know information in the public domain.
  • Everybody eat as much information as you can so that we can experience mass idea diarrhoea at the next brain storming session.
  • We need to dissolvie obstacles into opportunities.
  • We need to make the journey from Thoughtsville to Action City.
  • We have to de-couple the constraint corridors and upshunt our clear sky leverage.
  • It is imperative to internalize the leveraged synergies of this feature rich innovation surface.
  • The adoption continues to provide real-time transparent business intelligence, thereby enabling enhanced decision-making at a managerial level.\

 

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2 comments on “Business bullshit

  1. Raybeard
    September 11, 2013

    OMG!!!

  2. Nik the Greek
    September 11, 2013

    What kind of bull is that? No, thankfully no one mentioned something like that where I work…

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