Stephen Chapman

The second incarnation of my blog

Oldies but goodies

You see I’m against hunting, in fact I’m a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
(Tim Vine)

A man loses his dog, so he puts an ad in the paper. And the ad says: ‘Here boy’.
(Spike Milligan)

They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They’re not laughing now.
(Bob Monkhouse)

Thanks for cheering me up. I needed cheering up. I loaned a guy 8000 dollars for plastic surgery and now I don’t know what he looks like.
(Emo Philips)

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
(Ken Dodd)

 

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One comment on “Oldies but goodies

  1. Raybeard
    July 11, 2013

    :-0

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